Given that my home state has a history of rivers catching fire, it’s possible she was actually here. We don’t have demons, though. Just college football fans, which I guess is bad enough.

 

Oh, don’t give me that look. All my life, I’ve been dealing with TV shows I wanted to watch being postponed or preempted by pro or college sports I care nothing about. I have some hostility, here. I still remember the night I got to see nothing but the last two or three minutes of an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, because some game ran long. And, I was tired of hearing about Ohio State vs. Michigan three decades ago!

 

With my continued problem of not leaving myself enough room for text and speech bubbles, I’m pleasantly surprised that I actually had room for panel five’s wall of text.

 

As that second paragraph proves, I’m getting tired. See you next week!